She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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