I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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