apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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