yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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