oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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