I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
