4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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