I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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