how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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