i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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