Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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