It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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