Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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