I just saw a hot homeless man
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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