how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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