I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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