i just google imaged poop.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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