There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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