4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I wear drunk well.
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