I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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