: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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