About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I would ride that face into the sunset
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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