i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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