big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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