just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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