It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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