Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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