No period for spring break; use this wisely.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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