But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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