I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
