The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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