so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You made out with two different species that night
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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