FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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