NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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