You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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