p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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