He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
