how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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