wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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