Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He passed out mid-signature
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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