I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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