Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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