ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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