Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
