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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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