tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
