return my video game
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
