One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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