Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
