love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
