i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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